Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Australia


Yep, it's Eric Clapton holding a Koala.


I really want to move to Australia one day. They Australian lifestyle is supposedly relaxed and easy going. If I don't change my values then all of the stress associated with my expectations might easily take 10 years off my life.
I might apply for a work visa. They need people in their technology sector.
Then I can play with koalas after work.

Also, I have a great solution for Australia being so far away. We gather a billion people, and follow the sand into the water with special scuba suits. Then everyone just pushes down and forward against the sand, and move the whole island of Australia into the Atlantic ocean closer to New York. AND! We build a giant mirror to reflect the sun where Australia used to be, and put a mirror on a satellite in the sky, and just forward the sun's rays to Australia's new location so it's still sunny and nice there, and we minimize disruption to the ecosystem.

That way, Australia is much closer to New York and you can take a really quick plane ride or a ferry.

1 comment:

  1. good idea :)
    The only problem is that if Australia will be that close a lot more people would go there and will make it crowded and it would not be that nice anymore.

    I would like to go to Australia too.

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